SAUCER SMEAR

Vol. XXIII, No. 5 — the issue that arrived already opened

The cabal has incorporated as a book club. Dues are five dollars or one good footnote.

• “Ms. Howe’s exclusive will be on tonight, and tomorrow, and in 1992.” — Ranch 4
• “Do not believe me.” — R.A.W.
• “It was not a bird.” — a bridge
• “Please initial the genre.” — Sgt. D.